Call Of Duty Black Op 2 Review
Another year and yet another Call Of Duty game, if you have never heard of the Call Of Duty games then count yourself blessed and please for the love of god stop reading this review now. Call Of Duty is a game in which you think of it more as a troubled child in which its parents Infinity Ward and Treyarch are both unwilling to see that the kid needs help. So they just keep sending the child off to go live with the other parent for a year till they are tired of their shit only to send them back to the other parent for their turn dealing with them. I have never been able to see Call Of Duty as a video game but more like a thing you do with your tweeked out on crack looking to pass the time till your heart finally stops. But maybe I have been wrong to just jump to this conclusion before playing the game, so I thought I would try the story line, online play, and zombies for this review.
So let start out with the story (A.K.A. the one thing you did not buy the game for). The story seems to pick up where every Call Of Duty game leaves off at. Alex Mason had a son who can only be identified as more of bitch then flemith’s from Dragon Age!!! Alew finds himself not able to sleep at night without having wet dreams about killing millions of people for no reason other then that your skin color does not look like his skin color, so he set off to find the only other white guy who shares this same feeling as he does. Along the way he meets some people….. but mostly kills them and does not understand why somebody would get pissed the fuck off about him killing the main villans’s family. I do not know about you but I found it hard to see the villain as the villain of this game, hell if anything he was the hero to me. Finally someone to cock slap all those failed Duke Nukem wanna-be’s. The game did show off some cool items: a robot spider, Spider-man-like gloves, and a flying suit (which Spiderman 2099 also had) but you only use them once then you no longer got to play with the cool toys then it was someone else turn to do something awesome while you were stuck with the rest of the crap that I like to call everything else in this game. So Woods killed Mason, WOW, did not see that coming even tho they could not shut up about Mason being dead. Seems that is the story of this game, only thing else I can say is, without trying, I got the ending I wanted where Raul killed Woods and I did not even how to really work for it… Really maked me giggle like a thirteen year old schoolgirl.
After completeling the story I thought I would……..try Zombies (seeing how the online play of these games only seem to make you hate everything living more then every character I just killed) and why not do Tranzit. Which I will say I did like, finding new items to build and also running around aimlessly while the child from the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie trys to fuck my face. I found myself playing this more then anything else, even the new grief mode was fun and easy to win (all you have to do is to make sure everyone can hear you and yell out something like “MOM! THE X-LAX ISN’T WORKING…… NO! I TRIED STICKING MY FINGER UP THERE AND STILL NOTHING”…. hell it worked for me!!!). I would not say this is the biggest zombies map they have every made simply because it does not feel that way, you ride on the bus to a small zone to open one or two doors than get the hell out of there because the bus is about to leave, yes there may be other places you can go (that the bus does not stop at) but they feel even smaller then after I get into the shower only to find out that someone has used all the hot water. The thing that mostly gets me about the zombie mode is after you finally learn everything there is to know about the map you will do only one thing, and that same thing over and over and over again, most likley running a train (and if you never played these games, trust me the train your thinking of is much better then this), untill finally after hours of murdering the the brain fucked hillbilly zombie hoard, you make one mistake and your dead. making zombie lose all the thrill it had out of it.
Yes the part of the game I myself would do without but as I said I would play it to give a complete review of the game…YAY i guess. This is the very part of the game I hated the most because you learn quickly it is not about who has the most skill but who has a more over powered class. So I play the party games more then everything else they had. While yes nothing makes you feel better then knifing a person and hearing them yell “FUCK YOU” you learn there are three types of player to online games, the ones who run about out in the open and wounder why they keep dying, the ones who stay inside a good size building always moving around killing everyone who gets in their way and then the ones who sit in one place because the if they themselves are not about to move why should their character move as well. kills are a little off seeing how someone can shot where you once were and yet you still died. It is best to go into it knowing this, your not protecting your body as much as you are protecting an invisible bubble around you “cough cough oh no i suddenly died by getting shot in the air around me”…. yeah that shit just dont fly. I am sure they did this for a reason to make up for the lag the game has at times but you can not fix a problem with another problem is just does not work that way.
I know the first DLC for the game is out now for 1200 Microsoft Points but I really do not see a reson to spend fifteen dollars only for two maps which I will never get to play, seeing how all most everyone is going to buy it, a new zombies map I could enjoy for a week til I learn everything there is to know about it new zombies game mode which I already played back on Halo 2 which we just called zombies, and a new gun which is not going to change a thing. Battlefield 3 gets how many guns and nes shit on their DLCs?…… yea I like those numbers more too.
So when it comes to rating video games I thought I would try something different then 1 to 10 with some . other numbers to make feel like I’m back in school and being graded on how I can and can not play the game. so I am just going to do a 1 to 5, 5 being buy now, 4 as buy when the price drops, 3 just get it used, 2 just go to that friend we all have that got the game and play it there, 1 being just get something else and be happy you did not waste your time.
A game like this I would have to rate a 3, while yes I did like some small parts of the game even though I was left with more anger with the game. but was glad I got the game in the first place and after finally playing a Call Of Duty game completely for the first time it really made me wounder about you fan boys of these games and what it is that brings you back to them year after year? but before you anwer this question may I sugget some different for a change, just watch porn you will find that after every match your alway going to be left a winner!
What A Day!
It’s truly funny when you meet a person who’s life has been a living hell. So you try to do the right thing and be caring to them, even in the simplest of ways talk with them, listen, and show that their life isn’t completely unless, but sooner or later you start to think why is it they have no friends, family doesn’t want them around, and they fine it hard to really talk with other people. That is when you start to see why no one likes them, why no one can stand to be around them. They act like everything is wrong and it’s all because of you and if not they still do take their anger out on you.
So this is why there really isn’t that many nice people in this world any more, because it is easier for people to play stupid and use your act of caring against you. Because they see kindness has weakness.
I think it is time for something new, for me to stop caring for those who don’t even care about themselves and move on with my life. get out of this town and away form these people
Colors for fall.
Eidos Napoli Autumn/Winter 2013.
it really makes you wanna follow your dreams when your role model himself emails you telling you thank you. So now its off to the army for me so that I can get Rocket Gaming up and running.
Thank you to my friends Daniel Wurz and my role model Noad Kalina
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